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The Fall of Man in Chatspeak by ~Andalitebandit-6:iconAndalitebandit-6:



                             The Fall of Man, Internet Version

*** God has joined #The Universe
<God> Light plz!
* God creates light
<God> lawl :D
* God creates everything else
** Adam has joined
<Adam> ...
<God> Hi! I created you. Eat whatever you want, but don't eat the fruit of the tree of smartness. That's bad D:
<Adam> k
<God> Be sleepy. When you wake up, you'll have a friend!
<Adam> Zzzz...
*God creates Eve
**Eve has joined
<God> Hi! I created you. Eat whatever you want, but don't eat the fruit of the tree of smartness. That's bad D:
<Eve> k
<God> brb
** God has left
** Snake has joined
<Snake> Eve: It is delicious fruit. You must eat it.
*Eve eats the fruit
*Adam wakes up
*Eve gives fruit to Adam
<Eve> Snake says we can eat it :D
*Adam eats the fruit
<Eve> zomg! I r sm@rt naow! 83
<Adam> We is nekkid! O_O;
** God has joined
<Adam> Oh noes!
<Snake> Pwned! >D
<God> Wtf?
<Eve> Sn@kes r teh ebil >_>
<Adam> Eve made me do it ;-;
<God> Gtfo my paradise D<
** Adam was kicked by God *
** Eve was kicked by God *
** Snake has been made a member of Dust-Eaters by God *

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Inspired by The Bibles -internets edishun

[Edit] For those of you not litterate in chat abbreviations:
brb: Be right back
lawl: Phonetic variation of 'lol' which is laughing-out-loud
wtf?: What the f*ck?
gtfo: Get the f*ck out
pwned: deliberate typo of 'owned,' and basically implies domination or humiliation of a rival
zomg: deliberate typo of 'omg' which is 'oh-my-god'

Anything else you don't get, feel free to ask ^_^
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~No-Sugar-Added:iconNo-Sugar-Added: Feb 18, 2008, 6:54:35 PM
HAHAHAH

woah, that was reeeeally funny!

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If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing?! <3

To the Jingle Jail with the non-believer! :3
~MechaMike:iconMechaMike: Feb 19, 2008, 10:14:53 AM
LAWL, that was AWESOME! +Fav

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Not everything you do will be acknowledged as a good thing, even when it’s meant to be, so do we keep to ourselves and to avoid the pain, or continue for the greater good?
~M.L.Morrison~
~Andalitebandit-6:iconAndalitebandit-6: Feb 19, 2008, 10:48:18 AM
Glad you like! :D Thanks for the fave ^_^
~EtherealJade:iconEtherealJade: Feb 21, 2008, 3:35:02 PM
Holy CRAP. That just made my day. That is the best thing I have seen all week. I can't...express my overwhelming joy :faint:

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We're gonna dance on fire
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~Andalitebandit-6:iconAndalitebandit-6: Feb 21, 2008, 6:24:16 PM
Glad you liked! :D Thanks for the fave!
~ariat:iconariat: Mar 10, 2008, 12:40:07 AM
:rofl:
Made my day.
:)

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-- anonymous
~Andalitebandit-6:iconAndalitebandit-6: Mar 10, 2008, 7:22:53 AM
Glad you liked XD Thanks for the comment and fave <3
~ariat:iconariat: Mar 10, 2008, 10:48:04 PM
No problem!

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“Look back at our struggle for freedom, trace our present day's strength to its source, and you will find that man's pathway to glory is strewn with the bones of a horse.”
-- anonymous