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The Fall of Man in Chatspeak by ~Andalitebandit-6:iconAndalitebandit-6:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Satire


                             The Fall of Man, Internet Version

*** God has joined #The Universe
<God> Light plz!
* God creates light
<God> lawl :D
* God creates everything else
** Adam has joined
<Adam> ...?
<God> O Hai! U beez mah new helper. U can giv names 2 aminals l8r. O, n dun eat teh fruit of smartness tree, k?
<Adam> k
<God> B sleepy naow. When U wake up, U can haz frend!
<Adam> Zzzz...
*God creates Eve
**Eve has joined
<God> O Hai! U beez Adam's new helper. U can play PENIS GOES WHARE?! l8r, but dun eat teh fruit of smartness tree, k?
<Eve> k
<God> brb
** God has left
** Snake has joined
<Snake> Eve: It is delicious fruit. You must eat it.
<Eve> Orly?
<Snake> Yarly
*Eve eats the fruit
*Adam wakes up
*Eve gives fruit to Adam
*Adam eats the fruit
<Eve> zomg! I r sm@rt naow! 83
<Adam> We iz nekkid! O_O;
** God has joined
<Adam> Oh noes!
<Snake> Pwned!
<God> WTF?
<Eve> Sn@kes r teh ebil >_>
<Adam> Eve tempted me 2 phail ;-;
<God> U phail @ life. GTFO my server D<
** Adam was kicked by God *
** Eve was kicked by God *
** Snake has been made a member of Dust-Eaters by God *

The End~
©2008-2009 ~Andalitebandit-6
:iconandalitebandit-6:

Author's Comments

Inspired by The Bibles -internets edishun

[Edit] For those of you not litterate in chat abbreviations:
brb: Be right back
lawl: Phonetic variation of 'lol' which is laughing-out-loud
wtf?: What the f*ck?
gtfo: Get the f*ck out
pwned: deliberate typo of 'owned,' and basically implies domination or humiliation of a rival
zomg: deliberate typo of 'omg' which is 'oh-my-god'
phail deliberate typo of 'fail'

Anything else you don't get, feel free to ask ^_^

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~No-Sugar-Added Feb 18, 2008, 5:54:35 PM
HAHAHAH

woah, that was reeeeally funny!

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If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing?! <3

To the Jingle Jail with the non-believer! :3
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~MechaMike Feb 19, 2008, 9:14:53 AM
LAWL, that was AWESOME! +Fav

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Not everything you do will be acknowledged as a good thing, even when it’s meant to be, so do we keep to ourselves and to avoid the pain, or continue for the greater good?
~M.L.Morrison~
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~Andalitebandit-6 Feb 19, 2008, 9:48:18 AM
Glad you like! :D Thanks for the fave ^_^
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~EtherealJade Feb 21, 2008, 2:35:02 PM
Holy CRAP. That just made my day. That is the best thing I have seen all week. I can't...express my overwhelming joy :faint:

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War as we knew it was obsolete
Nothing could beat complete denial
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~Andalitebandit-6 Feb 21, 2008, 5:24:16 PM
Glad you liked! :D Thanks for the fave!
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~ariat Mar 9, 2008, 11:40:07 PM
:rofl:
Made my day.
:)

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Fall Out Boy Q&A
Asker: I have a strong urge to hug Patrick real bad! Does he give good hugs?
Pete: I dunno. We try to keep our relationship strictly sexual.
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~Andalitebandit-6 Mar 10, 2008, 6:22:53 AM
Glad you liked XD Thanks for the comment and fave <3
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~ariat Mar 10, 2008, 9:48:04 PM
No problem!

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Fall Out Boy Q&A
Asker: I have a strong urge to hug Patrick real bad! Does he give good hugs?
Pete: I dunno. We try to keep our relationship strictly sexual.
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~tehbananaluffer May 31, 2008, 4:20:56 PM
brilliant! :heart: i lol'd

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Damn, hell makes a yummy bagel.
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