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*** God has joined #The Universe
<God> Light plz!
* God creates light
<God> lawl :D
* God creates everything else
** Adam has joined
<Adam> ...?
<God> O Hai! U beez mah new helper. U can giv names 2 aminals l8r. O, n dun eat teh fruit of smartness tree, k?
<Adam> k
<God> B sleepy naow. When U wake up, U can haz frend!
<Adam> Zzzz...
*God creates Eve
**Eve has joined
<God> O Hai! U beez Adam's new helper. U can play PENIS GOES WHARE?! l8r, but dun eat teh fruit of smartness tree, k?
<Eve> k
<God> brb
** God has left
** Snake has joined
<Snake> Eve: It is delicious fruit. You must eat it.
<Eve> Orly?
<Snake> Yarly
*Eve eats the fruit
*Adam wakes up
*Eve gives fruit to Adam
*Adam eats the fruit
<Eve> zomg! I r smrt naow! 83
<Adam> We iz nekkid! O_O;
** God has joined
<Adam> Oh noes!
<Snake> Pwned!
<God> WTF?
<Eve> Snkes r teh ebil >_>
<Adam> Eve tempted me 2 phail ;-;
<God> U phail @ life. GTFO my server D<
** Adam was kicked by God *
** Eve was kicked by God *
** Snake has been made a member of Dust-Eaters by God *

The End~
Inspired by The Bibles -internets edishun

[Edit] For those of you not litterate in chat abbreviations:
brb: Be right back
lawl: Phonetic variation of 'lol' which is laughing-out-loud
wtf?: What the f*ck?
gtfo: Get the f*ck out
pwned: deliberate typo of 'owned,' and basically implies domination or humiliation of a rival
zomg: deliberate typo of 'omg' which is 'oh-my-god'
phail deliberate typo of 'fail'

Anything else you don't get, feel free to ask ^_^
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Isar-Anon Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
XD if only they'd told this bible story this way when I was young...then I might've been christian ;)
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010
Well, then it's a good thing it wasn't! XD Thanks for the comment and fave!
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Thion98 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2010
XD This is teh funny Snakes are teh evil.
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2010
Only talking snakes are evil. The regular kind are fun to drape around your neck (as long as they're de-fanged and aren't the kind that kill their prey by squeezing it to death) :D
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Thion98 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2010
I wish i had a talking snake. I have the regular posionus snakes or the one big one who tries to strangle me. I love snakes.
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stF-vamypre Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
bahahahaha this is so fckn awesome.
but i believe its illiterate, not not literate =p
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:iconandalitebandit-6:
Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
I did it for the lulz :3
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advidauthor Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2009  Student Writer
...BWAHAHAHA! I... reallly shouldn't be laughing... but... it's so FUNNY!!!
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2009
Glad it could amuse you :D Thanks for the comment!
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advidauthor Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009  Student Writer
So'm I. No problem!
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RavenTheEchidna278 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009   Writer
Funnier than real version xDD
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Glad you liked it :D Thanks for the comment and fave <3
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stF-vamypre Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009
i noez im adding the same thing as everyone else
but dude this is fucking PWNAGE.... hahahaha
epic, well done!!
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2009
Thank ya muchly :D
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riainirishboy Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009   Writer
This is the best thing ever.
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009
Glad you like :D
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InsanityAndSugar Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009
ROFL!! XD
That is soooo freaking great! Funniest stuff since ever!
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:iconandalitebandit-6:
Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009
Thanks for the comment and fave :D
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Telera1701 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh man, this is made of WIN!
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2009
Glad you like :D Thanks for the comment and fave!
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buggy6565 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Wow that is definately a new way of telling the story of Adam and Eve!
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2008
Glad you like :D Thanks for the comment and fave!
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k9cat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
I'm guilty of lawl.
I can go to warm hellz noaw?

**Ahem**

Anyway,
I felt bad only looking at yer anti-anti-gay marrage things,
So I decided to have a nose at yer gallery (:
And this is awesome.
I love it. (:

x
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
Felt bad? XD I wasn't offended or anything. Most of the comments/faves on my anti-anti-gay marrage things have come from people who looked ONLY at that.

Anywho, glad you like :D Thanks for another comment/fave :dance:
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k9cat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
Hehe,
Well, yeahh, I had a nosey anyway lol

Anti-Anti-Gay marriage...
I didn't even realised how stupid that sounded until I sent it lolol xD
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
Rofl 8D Seems some penguins in a German Zoo need to hear the word of God. The little rascals might be gay: [link]
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k9cat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
Oh dear.
is that person serious, or taking the mick? :laughing:
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
It's a special brand of sarcasm :D
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k9cat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
Epic :XD:
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Kawaii-Chocobo Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2008
lmao
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2008
:D
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danji-isthmus Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2008
ROFL Dear god this is amazin
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2008
Thanks for the comment and fave :D
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danji-isthmus Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008
Yer welcome ^^
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yiazmat-loxen Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2008
this is so great. can I link it? ^^
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2008
I'd be honored :D
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super-spazz-muffin Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDDD

gawd, That's all I can say *falls off chair, laughing ass off*
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
Glad you liked it :D
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tehbananaluffer Featured By Owner May 31, 2008
brilliant! :heart: i lol'd
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner May 31, 2008
Thankee :D
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ariat Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl:
Made my day.
:)
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2008
Glad you liked XD Thanks for the comment and fave <3
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ariat Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
No problem!
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EtherealJade Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008
Holy CRAP. That just made my day. That is the best thing I have seen all week. I can't...express my overwhelming joy :faint:
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008
Glad you liked! :D Thanks for the fave!
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MechaMike Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
LAWL, that was AWESOME! +Fav
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Glad you like! :D Thanks for the fave ^_^
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No-Sugar-Added Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2008
HAHAHAH

woah, that was reeeeally funny!
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Andalitebandit-6 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2008
Thanky :D
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